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geekandmisandry:
wideopenhighway:
neverblogidly:
geekandmisandry:
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.

gabrieldreyfuss:

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Snorkeling

cumprise:

Nothing feels better than a clean body, in a clean room, with a lit candle

bando–grand-scamyon:

pipistrellus:
geeksofdoom:
peopleareaproblem:
whitebear-ofthe-watertribe:
sirartwork:
reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
@captioned-vines
reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate
THE TRANSCRIPTION
MEEP!

xjessr:

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

alone-intheshadows:

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
#that meat lady was the real national treasure

d0gbl0g:

lotuslopez:
he did it
good job baby